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mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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menthuthuyoupi:

yivialo:

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lmfao

IN CHURCH THO???







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fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded







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notmusa:

ok but just this once







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houdinigenie:

excuse me ma’am that’s fucking rude


houdinigenie:

excuse me ma’am that’s fucking rude







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serpentineplanesjumper:

spookjam:

serpentineplanesjumper:

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APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.

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electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me







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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.